A Boy Named Suh

Brady sacked five times, but not by Suh:

Officially, Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh did not register a sack on Tom Brady in Saturday's 34-10 exhibition victory over New England at Ford Field.

Unofficially, Suh and the Lions' defense harassed the bejesus out of Brady.

This is another great line:

I'm mostly amused that defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh's national reputation has already elevated to the hide-the-women-and-children level.

Roffle.

Having been born in Detroit, I've been a closet Lions fan forever. Even when Barry Sanders was playing for them, I never thought they'd go all the way. Now? Yes, I can dare to dream.