Thursday, April 23, 2009

*Parking Tickets*

Via email, slightly altered:

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local Coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

His lack of sensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo...'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue
This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said,*'Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence.'*

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health..



Mulligan said...

excellent !!

made my morning

Crotalus said...

I don't care who you are, that right there's funny!