Via email, slightly altered:
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local Coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
His lack of sensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'
He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.
So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo...'
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue
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This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said,*'Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence.'*
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health..
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Thursday, April 23, 2009
*Parking Tickets*
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2 comments:
excellent !!
made my morning
I don't care who you are, that right there's funny!
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