Funny

Op-Ed: A gun owner's glossary for understanding politics and the press

Packing heat: Dick Tracy phrase that is found in 90 percent of stories about gun owners, but never used in the real world since 1950.

Assault rifles: An ordinary semi-automatic that politicians and mediacrats want to outlaw if it looks like a military full automatic - although it doesn't fire any faster than a common semi-automatic .22 varmint gun.

Gun nut: Anyone who owns anything more powerful than a Daisy BB gun.

The First Amendment: Sacred wisdom in the Bill of Rights that protects the freedom of the press.

The Second Amendment: A mistake that should be deleted, according to newspaper editorials that are protected by the First Amendment.

Never used in the real world since 1950. Heh.

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