Monday, May 19, 2008

In Vino Wiseassitas

Ah, now the stories are coming out. I think it's gonna take all of us to complete the picture.

One I remember was a discussion on low-flow toilets and how we could get around the fact that you can't buy a normal toilet in the US any more. Someone mentioned that Canada sold normal toilets.

It was decided that we'd smuggle guns into Canada* and exchange them for normal toilets, thus creating the "porcelain pipeline".

That's some heavy thinking right there.

* A note to anyone thinking we were serious: Clean your pants, we weren't.

2 comments:

The Armed Canadian said...

It actually used to be illegal and a felony to import a high capacity toilet into the USA from Canada. The law has a "loophole" (poophole?) in it to allow private individuals to do this.

Rustmeister said...

A felony. Heh. Imagine being in prison for that....