Dear Drivers

You know who you are. You're the ones who consider "Slower traffic keep right" an exercise in abstract thought and continue to run a rolling road block along a major highway.

Here's a few tips for you:

• When you're driving a grey car and it's rainy outside, turn your lights on.
• For that matter, when you cannot see the sun, turn your lights on.
• It's not because you can't see, you moron, it's because we can't see you.

You all lie in wait for me, I swear.

That, as they say, is all.