When Moonbats Attack

I'm saying this right up front: Calvin Godfrey is a fuckin' idiot. What would prompt such an observation?

Florida is Bottom of the Barrel on Gun Control

Well, the numbers are in. We got… um, 8 points out of a possible hundred from the Brady Campaign to Stop Gun Violence.

Which is probably making a lot of you out there really happy because you fucking hate them and would like nothing more than to unload all of your various weapons into the belly of the already-paralyzed Jim Brady.

What a complete waste flesh. How can he sleep at night, knowing he's taking oxygen from the children?

I like my guns too, people. But I don’t want them purchased at gun shows by crazy people and criminals.

Too bad neither of these links describe crazy people or criminals buying guns at gun shows. The first one does touch on the "gun show loophole", but the crazy person didn't buy his guns there. But, this guy apparently doesn't care for facts, as long as he can use misdirection to full effect.

I don’t have a problem with the ATF knowing where my guns are because I’m not insane and don’t believe that a black helicopter will land on my roof in the middle of the night and federal agents will slide down my chimney to raid my safe.

After reading this, I'm gonna have to contest the "I'm not insane" claim. Methinks you protest too much, Cal.

Under the Clinton (sorry to use the C-word) administration the ATF was able to pull records and track the sale of most crime guns to just 1% of gun dealers. They named ‘em and put them out there (there were two offenders in Miami).

But those records are now top secret. And the ATF can’t really do a whole lot of anything about it anymore.

Liar. Nothing has changed with regards to the ATF's ability to trace weapons. It's just publicity-seekers like yourself who no longer have access to gun trace data.

I know all the hullabaloo over the “assault weapons” ban pissed a lot of you off because it wasn’t really an assault weapons ban (it was just a ban on a certain combination of accessories and features).

But the housing market has burst and it looks like we’re headed for a recession.

Which means what?

Miami is getting poorer and more heavily armed. Even the cops out there are scared out of their minds –and if they’re not, they should be.

It’s gonna get real ugly around here kiddies, real fast.

What's ugly is the fact that this screed is labeled "news" instead of the more accurate "crap".

UPDATE: Greg's as baffled as the rest of us.

I'm serious, this kid has issues. I hope, for the sake of those around him, he was lying about having guns.