In this segment, I take headlines from around the country and translate them to provide accuracy.
Brown declares war on gun crime
Should read:
PM Gordon Brown wants to kick Blair in the nertz for banning guns in his country
Orange Sheriff's Office buys 14 elephant guns
Should read:
We really don't know what these guns are, but they're big, black and scary
Giuliani Defends Right to Bear Arms
Should read:
Giuliani, realizing he has an (R) after his name, hastily backpedals from his normal view on guns
Police take up assault weapons; some fear an arms race
Should read:
Police modernize their inventory, PSH ensues
Senate blocks effort to share gun information
Should read:
One Senator wants to know how we're gonna pay for all this
Man Sentenced In Arsenal Case
Should read:
Prior felon breaks law, goes back to jail
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