Here's why (this time) - Michael Moore's New Years Resolutions:
4. Stop saying, "I support the troops." I don't ... why would anyone sign up for this rogue organization?Because they - aww, never mind. You wouldn't understand. You're so far removed from reality. you actually believe the crap you spout.
But, for comic relief, I'll point out number two:
2. Learn how to make dinner.I don't think a lack of dinner is one of Magic thinking Mikes problems.