All Clear, Nothing to Report

Looks like I'm good to go for the next five years, the colonoscopy turned up nothing.

Yes, the prep's the worst part.

Yes, you are knocked out during the procedure.

Yes, you're done in 15 minutes.

No, you don't wake up feeling like a child molester who got caught in the wrong part of the prison block. No discomfort whatsoever.

Not the best time I've ever had, but the alternative is unacceptable. Cancer killed my mother, and uncles on both sides of my family. It won't get me without a fight.

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