Jeff Woods Poops His Pants...

... after SayUncle catches him pooping his pants:

Update: SayUncle, an anonymous tough guy, takes a potshot at your correspondent: "As an added bonus, Jeff Woods poos his pretty bloomers, invokes wild west imagery."

Anonymous tough guy? Ya see, Jeff, there's a difference between being anonymous and using a nom de plume - people who use pen names use them consistently. You always know who it is when they comment on the web.

I guess you have to use what you've got, when your only arguments consist of baseless hysteria.

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