A Couple From Formerly Great Britian

Now that the election is over, I can get back to the fun stuff, like finding dumb news reports on the internet. Like this:

Inverness shop ‘sold fake firearms’

An Inverness shopkeeper has been accused of selling imitation guns, it emerged yesterday. The allegation follows a spate of incidents across the Highlands involving the public reporting people carrying imitation weapons.

However, there were no reports of said shopkeeper selling genuine faux pearls.

Police get tough on toy guns

Because, you know, real ones can hurt you!

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