Violent Anti-Gunners

I don't have much to say about this post, except that it's smart-assy, but the commenters! Oy Vey!

I suspect young boy butt sex is the real motive and bone spurs is weasel speak for I lost my Viagra.

I have to wonder about someone whose first thoughts turn to child molestation

Let’s arm tribes of Pentacolstalists AND OK Baptists with semi-automatic rifles with extended clips.

Drop a flag in the middle, like Natalie Wood did in Rebel Without A Cause, then let the firing ensue. Have some guy dressed as Jesus screaming via a bullhorn, “Pussies! Pussies!” for added effect.

Let’s let God really sort it all out!

Violent and twisted, that one.

There are some funny ones, though:

I’m a firearms owner and this story just creeps me out. Making someone endure 21 hours of preaching to acquire a gun, even a $1,300 one, is cruel and inhumane.

Yeah, that's pretty harsh. This next one is cool:

For behold, he who shoot-eth through the eye of a needle with an AR,the same shall be blessed with a banana clip that he may smite the heathen.

Yea, verily.

Was that the real Wonkette or a Sears Wonkette?