Monday, July 14, 2008

Violent Anti-Gunners

I don't have much to say about this post, except that it's smart-assy, but the commenters! Oy Vey!

I suspect young boy butt sex is the real motive and bone spurs is weasel speak for I lost my Viagra.
I have to wonder about someone whose first thoughts turn to child molestation

Let’s arm tribes of Pentacolstalists AND OK Baptists with semi-automatic rifles with extended clips.

Drop a flag in the middle, like Natalie Wood did in Rebel Without A Cause, then let the firing ensue. Have some guy dressed as Jesus screaming via a bullhorn, “Pussies! Pussies!” for added effect.

Let’s let God really sort it all out!

Violent and twisted, that one.

There are some funny ones, though:
I’m a firearms owner and this story just creeps me out. Making someone endure 21 hours of preaching to acquire a gun, even a $1,300 one, is cruel and inhumane.
Yeah, that's pretty harsh. This next one is cool:
For behold, he who shoot-eth through the eye of a needle with an AR,the same shall be blessed with a banana clip that he may smite the heathen.
Yea, verily.

Was that the real Wonkette or a Sears Wonkette?


Anonymous said...

Thanks for the link. The comments were quite witty and funny.

Mike W. said...

Hah, that's the same "gun giveaway" the folks at Delaware Liberal were ranting about.