More BB Gun Nonsense

This time from once-Great Britain. Here's the headline:

Boy, 8, shot five times in playground attack

Holy crap! At least until you start reading.

The 12-year-old, from Matlock, allegedly held a BB gun about a foot away from the youngster before firing five shots at his face, body and legs. He suffered minor injuries.

Of course he did, it was a freakin' BB Gun, people.

In once-great Britain, however, the possession of the BB gun could

lead to six months imprisonment

Also,

"Carrying an air weapon in public, loaded or not, is also an offence.

Maybe there needs to be a sausage involved?

What should happen in this case is the 12-year old be held down so the 8-year old could shoot him six times, while being chewed out by his father.