Friday, June 13, 2008

Hulkamania?

Looks like the new Hulk movie has Hulkamania running wild underwhelming everyone. I mean, when reviewers are saying it's the "Not-Terrible Hulk" or the "Adequate Hulk" well, that's not boding well, is it?

I have to confess, the Hulk was one of the few comic book heroes I didn't much care for to begin with. I identified much more with Spiderman or the X-Men back in the day. I never "got" the Hulk. Arr! Hulk smash! Oh, there's Betty! Hulk sleep now.

Not much there, ya see?

Anyway, the whole thing is leading up to an Avengers movie, which has a high Charlie Foxtrot* potential. I mean, at a minimum, you'll need to add Captain America and Thor, right?

After that, what? Ant Man/Giant Man? Wasp? Namor? None of the above?

Hell, just turn Aquaman loose. He'd kick all their asses.

* Charlie foxtrot = clusterfuck. Yes, it's all one word. Clint Eastwood said it wrong in Heartbreak Ridge.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Marvel stock up 50% in 9 months. Looks like their films are working ok to me.