Montreal Funny

This is hilarious:

The woman was standing at the corner of Emerald Ave. and Guelph Rd. about 5:30 a.m. when a man apparently fired the gun at her, Montreal police Constable Yannick Ouimet said.

The woman was able to walk back to her parents' house nearby and call 911. She is expected to survive her injuries.

What's that you say? I'm a heartless bastid for laughing at this poor woman? Here's the headline:

Woman shot with pellet gun in Côte St. Luc

O - freakin - Canada.