Sunday, April 20, 2008

The Patriot Microchip - Now With Pictures!

This was in my inbox the other day. I fixed the absent pictures.

Introducing:

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP



To be implanted in Collectivists, Socialists, Communists and other enemies of the Republic including various Islamic Jihadist groups. Implant is specifically designed to be installed in their foreheads and is manufactured by God fearing, hard working, freedom lovers.

When properly done will allow the implantee to speak to God instantly.

Comes in various sizes:


Implantee may or may not get to choose size.

May contain some information or precious metals:


May or may not be painless. Some bleeding and or swelling may occur at injection site.

Enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards;

U. S. MARINE CORPS


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Images links no workie. If they're in your Google mail folder, maybe you need to mark them as public?

Rustmeister said...

Heh, I was wondering about that. Thanks.