A Good Start

Not as good a start as 20 lawyers at the bottom of a well, but:

Carjacking Victim Shoots at Suspect in South Memphis

The victim told the carjacker that the keys were in the lock of the gas cap. Police say when the suspect walked around the truck, to take the keys, the victim pulled his gun and started shooting at the carjacker.

Looks like our almost-victim did most everything right. He kept his cool, created seperation. Now, he needs a little work on his aim (maybe):

It is not known if he was injured during the shooting, according to investigators.

Ah well, 2 outta 3 ain't bad.

Best thing is, there might still be a happy ending, if the guy is found Tango Uniform.