Life in the Military

Via Doubletapper comes this guide to life in the military:

1. Sleep on a cot in the garage.
2. Replace the garage door with a curtain.
3. Six hours after you go to sleep, have your wife or girlfriend whip open the curtain, shine a flashlight in your eyes and mumble, "Sorry, wrong cot."

There are plenty more, go check it out.

I can't count how many times #3 happens.