Thursday, January 17, 2008

Truck nuts...

... are stupid, and some folks report Virginia wants to legislate them out of existence.

But, just like hate speech, truck nuts serve a purpose.

Hate speech lets others identify racists and other "haters".

Truck nuts identify morons*.



* That's only if you're 21 or older. Youngsters impressed with their newfound manhood can have a temporary permit.

If you've over 21 and have truck nuts, then you've yet to find your manhood.

2 comments:

Jay G said...

I would put a Hillary! sticker on my truck before a pair of those... those things.

It's just stoopid. My truck's got a 345 HP motor. It doesn't need $0.28 worth of Chinese-made injection molded plastic to have balls...

Rustmeister said...

Ain't that the truth.