TEOTWAWKI

Much has been said over the end of the world, and it will only get better as the year 2012 approaches. December 21st, to be precise.

Expect the global warming zealots to kick it into high gear, as well as every conspiracy-theorist loony in existence. It'll be like Y2K on steroids.

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Thing is, no one knows what the end of the world as we know it will entail. Theories range from the positive (the singularity), the negative (sun reversing its poles, running out of oil, pandemic) to the 'effin crazy. Who knows? Who cares? You can't do anything about it. Just have your disaster kit ready and hope you don't need it.


Now, here's the kicker: Whomever we elect as President this December will preside over the end of the world.

There are so many ways to look at that one, for sure. Will it be the evil Republican Corporate Toady Warlord populist, or the filthy Commie Nanny-State Cut & Run populist?

Or will it be Ron Paul?