Just Tell Them What They See

... and they won't bother to look, I guess.

Gun Stash Seized

The good news is, a gang's weapon stash was found. the bad news is, the MSM reported on it.

At a news conference, officials presented four tables full of AK-47's, other assault rifles, handguns, and an Uzi.

But, looking at the pictures, all I see are a few handguns and a table full of shotguns. Not an AK in sight. No matter, who's going to look at the picture anyway?

Now, to the oxymoron of the day:

ATF officials say many of the weapons were purchased at gun shows. Most of the weapons seized are considered military grade.

Military grade weapons at a gun show? Sounds nice, but I doubt any gang-bangers would spend the cash necessary to purchase a military grade weapon at a gun show.

Then again, I'm sure the reporter and I have differing opinions on what constitutes military grade:

Rust's version of military grade - a weapon used by the military.

PSH-filled reporters version of military grade - anything that goes bang and looks scary (PSH redundancy alert) .

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