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Case in point: Dennis "Guns - a - Blazin'" Kucinich:

Cleveland Democratic Congressman Dennis Kucinich, who is drafting legislation to ban civilian ownership of handguns, kept a pistol in his house after police learned of a Mafia plot to kill him during his tumultous stint as Cleveland's mayor during the 1970s.

Even someone the size of a lawn jockey feels the need for protection when threatened - who knew?

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