Thursday, July 10, 2008

Call 911 if You Lose Your Gun

While losing a gun is a serious matter, I don't think 911 was intended for such a purpose.

Of course, if you're a political purveyor of PSH, then it's OK:

With a slogan and a news conference, Mayor Nutter yesterday delivered a message to gun owners: Know where your guns are - every day.

As Nutter put it: "If you lose your piece, call the police."
Hey, that's catchy! So is this:

"Today we say to all gun owners: If you cannot find your gun, call 911."
Good lord, where's Johnny Cochran when you need him?



Anonymous said...


-Yuri Orlov

Rustmeister said...

Yeah, all the good rhymers are gone.